Reasons to Be My Friend

June 18, 2018

It's ya girl, back again with the "listicle" that Khadeeja so lovingly pointed out my attachment to. Let's be friends.

  • I will write nice things about you on my blog that you can share with your Aunt Kathleen
  • I like to buy presents and send cute packages on a WHIM
  • I usually have rewards points at both Swig and Sodalicious
  • I go on spur of the moment hikes
  • I will be your official HYPE TEAM and photoshoot you with ABSOLUTELY ZERO SHAME
  • I will become best friends with your mom
  • I have a fat cat, and even if you think you don't like cats, you like mine
  • My apartment has a gym and a POOL (hot tub included)
  • I don't have a life so I'm almost always down to hang out
  • Alternatively, I will not judge you if you cancel our plans to nap, because I probably would rather nap too
  • I sing Disney songs with the passion and zeal of a five year old
  • I'm always down for midnight movie showings
  • I say y'all a lot and we all know that everyone likes when people say y'all so it'll probably rub off on you and then you'll sound all cute and southern
  • I have all of the words memorize to many movies, including but not limited to:
    • Mulan
    • The Princess Diaries
    • All of the Harry Potters
  • I'll let you do my makeup probably
  • I have good handwriting and I feel like that comes in handy (no pun intended)
  • I own a lot of movies
  • My car has four wheel drive
  • I'm down to "adventure" solely for Instagram pictures
  • I ofttimes gain weight and get too big for my clothes so at that point I'll just let you have them
  • I don't get embarrassed

  • I'm not photogenic so I'll make you look good (and I'll let you post especially ugly pictures of me for the sole purpose of making yourself look hotter)
  • I am a french fry connoisseur
  • I'm sort of an adult
  • I will laugh at literally everything you say (as long as it's meant to be funny)
  • I'll edit your résumé for free
  • Please?
Yours truly,

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